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25 July 2007 @ 08:31 pm
dog day afternoon {Jensen/Alona}  
Title: dog day afternoon
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Real Person Fiction
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Alona Tal
Word Count: 495
Warnings: Sex. Voyeurism.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own them. If I did, do you really think Marcos would be in the picture? Um, no.
Prompt: Freefalling in 500 Words (spn_het_love)
Summary: Jensen's face grew red, making his freckles stand out. "They're watching."
Notes: A crazy idea I got while watching Bill Engvall.


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The door bounced against the wall, two bodies stumbling through, a panting tangle of limbs. Shirt fell to the floor, jeans ripped open, the button bouncing and rolling away. Collapsing in a heaving mass on the bed, Alona rolled Jensen on his back, straddling his hips and pulling him up to a sitting position, crushing her lips against his. Her hand rested on his cheek, thumb running over his scruff, while the other stayed on his hip. His lips kissed down her throat, stopping at her shoulder.

"Hey, Al?"

"What's wrong?"

Jensen froze uncomfortably. "Nothing," he said awkwardly.

Alona shrugged it off and started in on his jeans, tugging them open so that a hand could slip inside. Jensen squirmed beneath her.

"What?" she asked, more than a little impatient.

Jensen's face grew red, making his freckles stand out. "They're watching."

Alona's face scrunched up and she looked over her shoulder to see what the hell he was talking about. Two dogs sat with their heads resting on the bottom of the bed, eagerly watching while tails wagged away.

"Just ignore them." She squeezed her grip on his cock.

Her reassuring grin got him back in the game. He pulled her close, kissing her softly, her hand against his groin spurring him on, aggression building. She moaned as he unhooked her bra, throwing it blindly across the room and cupping her breasts, palms rolling over her nipples. She tightened around his crotch.

Fuck, if she kept this up he'd never make it to the grand finale.

If there was one.

A wet nose poked him in the side.

Awkward.

Though not as awkward as seeing Alona's bra hanging from the canine's mouth.

Jensen shooed him away, trying to stay focused. He flipped Alona on her back, yanking her jeans out from under her and wriggling out of his own. Now or never; he didn't know how much longer it would go before the voyeurs killed the mood.

Alona sat up, hugging close to him, arms around him, fingers digging into his back when he slipped inside her. Knees clamped against his waist, she held on tight as he picked up momentum, pushing faster, harder, deeper with each buck of his hips. He closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, willing himself to hold out until she was through.

Something cold and wet prodded his butt, startling him, making him thrust deeper. She yelped and scraped her fingernails across his sides, biting into his shoulder. He must've hit the right spot afterall. The mixture of dull pain and heat clenching around his cock was too much. He tensed and shuddered as he came, the ringing of blood rushing in his ears almost enough to drown out the excited barking at the edge of the bed.

They sat there, limp in each other's arms, panting. Alona kissed his neck, cheek, lips, mumbling an exhausted, "Wow."

"Yeah," Jensen muttered. "Next time can we do it at my place?"

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even if the sky is falling down: Dean : Approvesmisskatieleigh on July 26th, 2007 12:49 am (UTC)
omg - HILARIOUS (and also hot)

amus: alona - cutedyinganthem on July 26th, 2007 12:56 am (UTC)
Heeee, thank you! =D
vylentcrymz on July 26th, 2007 12:49 am (UTC)
Man, never has smut made me giggle that much! It was just so hysterical to imagine poor Jensen trying to be all sexy with two dogs staring at him. And then to get poked on the butt! They must be real Jensen fans, hee.

This was so awesoooome! There's been a real lack of Tackles fic around recently.
amus: tih - devon/priestlydyinganthem on July 26th, 2007 01:05 am (UTC)
*giggles*

I'm so glad you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it! Poor guy, getting jumped on by fangirls and molested by fandogs. Alona probably got a real kick out of it. Jensen probably had to pay her to keep her from telling Jared, hehe.

Dude, seriously. THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE TACKLES FIC!!

*glomps* Thanks, babe! ♥
nuttaxbutta: Jo/Deannuttaxbutta on July 26th, 2007 02:26 am (UTC)
*Goes to take a cold shower after I've made sure my dogs are locked firmly in the kitchen.*
amus: spn - jo - smirkdyinganthem on July 26th, 2007 05:35 am (UTC)
LOL! *grins*
Sarah!: [SPN] OTPkillmotion on July 26th, 2007 05:20 am (UTC)
Two words:

Hot.
amus: tackles - secret agentsdyinganthem on July 26th, 2007 05:36 am (UTC)
Um... that's only one word. ;)

Thanks! =D
Sarah!: [SPN] OTP with guns.killmotion on July 26th, 2007 07:50 am (UTC)
Well, it was so hot, the word became two words.
Ha and ot. Put together.
snoopoony on July 26th, 2007 05:02 pm (UTC)
*roflmao* that was the most hilarious/smut fic ever. I think I love you right now. So it was unsettling. I suspect the two dogs to be Alona/Jensen shippers. Can't really be mad at them for that though.
amus: tackles - cooldyinganthem on July 26th, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC)
Heehee. Can you blame them for shipping these two? :P I'm glad you liked it! And I hope the laughing helped to cheer you up some. ;)

*hugs* Love you too, hon!
limpflig: sleepquirkies on July 26th, 2007 07:40 pm (UTC)
dog day
the dog fetched the bra! that is too funny. and the barking at the finale is brilliant.
hot and hilarious
amus: tackles - asylumdyinganthem on July 30th, 2007 11:35 am (UTC)
Re: dog day
Heehee, thank you! I'm glad you liked it! =D
Tessa: notgettingany by dreamawake iconsfrellingblonde on July 30th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
Funny AND hot. But see, once again, I gotta point out that I'm NEVER gonna be able to get into this fandom at all, because it's never gonna be as good as your fics. You see the problem you've created? :P
PenguinGoddessclonus7 on December 15th, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
OMG! That was awesome and hot :)