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04 September 2007 @ 10:15 pm
baby got back {Jensen/Alona, Jared/Zooey}  
Title: baby got back
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Real Person Fiction
Pairing: Jensen/Alona, Jared/Zooey
Word Count: 288
Warnings: Um... touching?
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em.
Summary: "I'll believe it when I feel it."
Notes: Pure. Crack. Blame vylentcrymz.


"You've got to be kidding me."

"No, I'm really not! It's the most amazing thing you will ever feel."

"I'll believe it when I feel it."

The door opened and Jared and Jensen filtered into the room just as Alona finished her last statement.

"Here's your chance!"

"Oh, no. You don't really expect me to...?" she trailed off.

Zooey grabbed Jared by the hand and pulled him over to where Alona was standing.

"Just touch it!" Alona remained with her arms crossed. "Please? Do it for me?"

"Touch what?" Jared asked, facing Jensen with a look of half-horror, half-confusion.

Zooey wasted no time in grabbing Alona's hand and pushing it palm-flat against Jared's left butt cheek. He didn't even flinch until Alona gave it a generous squeeze.

"What was that for?!" he yelped, but found it useless as it fell on deaf ears.

"See what I mean?" Zooey beamed.

"Yeah, maybe. But Jensen's is more firm and toned." Alona flashed him a wink. "Jared's is more... plump. And squishy."

"Told you to lay off those gummy worms, man." Jensen grinned.

"But that's what I love about it," Zooey said, hugging Jared and reaching around to give both cheeks a lift as she rested her head against his chest lovingly.

Alona just smirked and walked over to Jensen, wrapping one arm around his back. "What do you say we go work on yours, cowboy?" Her hand dipped low and pinched his ass.

"Whatever you want, little lady." He leaned down until his lips touched hers and grinned. "But fair's fair. Shouldn't Zooey get a feel? Just to compare."

The pillow that hit him in the face came from Zooey's direction.

vylentcrymz on September 5th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
*giggles* I love you so much. This is just... so perfect. SO PERFECT. And seen as you beat me to writing a non-harlequin fic, does this mean I owe you one now? =D
amus: zooey - oh babydyinganthem on September 5th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
Heee, glad you liked it, babymomma! Haha, you only owe me one if you want to. This was hardly long enough to count. :P


A traaaaaaaain!
all naked and drunk on heart and lazy: person | jay-z; love me morethisisironic on September 5th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
hee. man, crack!fic is the best. especially when it involves jared's ass.
amus: spn - sammy assdyinganthem on September 5th, 2007 02:41 am (UTC)
Jared's ass is such a pinchable wonderful thing. ;)
Kate: [SPN] J/A:: he would always laugh & saypureskies on September 7th, 2007 07:29 am (UTC)
*raises hand*
Can I be next?

:D that was absolutely hilarious! :D You made my night!
amus: tackles - prettydyinganthem on September 8th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC)
'Course you can. ;) I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for reading! =D